take a moment to look how far we’ve come
take a moment to realize which one doesn’t have a trashbag and/or ice cream cone pokemon.
take a moment to realize you are standing for a generation that includes a group of eggs, a pile of purple cum, and fucking rock with arms
I have a very special announcement from Steve Argyle. I can’t even find words to add…Membership has it’s priveledges.This is the spread of collectible stuff that Minions can potentially pick up.A) Ascended Minion Project official ID card. This comes with a doodle in the picture area of the Minion’s choice. Better than psychic paper. This is available for all currently registered minions at GP Vegas.B) Ascended Minion Project sticker. Show your enthusiasm by vandalizing something you love and own! Available to minions, and folks who join up while at the GP.C) Binder Candy! So much of it. Have the prettiest pages anywhere! One is free. But who want’s just one? Any Minion or potential Minion may undergo a mission to acquire a pack of all the candies. The mission is simple: Pick up two packs on Friday, or Saturday morning. One is yours. From the other pack, you offer one card to each of your opponents throughout the event. And whoever. Spread the love.D) A Freaking Ascended Minion Playmat. The ultimate gaming accessory. These are extremely limited. We have enough for all the folks who have let us know they’re coming so far. (That’s why we asked.) Oh, and one for Justin, of course. :)E) Me and Kat’s beaming appreciation. Available to all. Non-refundable.See you at the GP!
Excuse me while I drown in envious drool.
Anyone willing to get me to the GP for a Tarmogoyf?
“DACK FAYDEN RETURNS! After eliminating Sifa Grent, the Planeswalker that destroyed his hometown, Dack has settled Down in Ravnica to do what he does best: break in and steal the secrets from Ravnica’s rarest artifacts. But upon uncovering the half of a strange gauntlet, Dack is led to a strange new plane: the realm of THEROS, a sun-dappled ruled by gods and inhabited by mythological beasts!”
When the old gods return
This art is TERRIFYINGLY BRILLIANT!
These are wonderful~
Always reblog, because these are horrifying.
The tornado. That is all.
Is there even enough mana in this plane to even dare summon Progenitus?
Progenitus vs. Cthulhu
I repeat, “Unholy sex icon spawned from the deepest nether regions of hell”
This was surprisingly difficult to write, but really fun once I got into it.
Play Safe with…Retro Gaming Condoms?
London-based designer Ben Marsh has an unusual project in his portfolio: Play Safe, a series of retro gaming condoms modeled on the Nintendo Gameboy and its games.
Love it, want em
What does the Zelda one say? I can’t make it out.
Holy shit, this is ridiculous with Supreme Verdict
San Deigo GP 2013